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<style>@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Ma+Shan+Zheng&family=Noto+Serif+SC:wght@400;700&family=Long+Cang&display=swap'); /* --- 核心变量定义 --- */ :root { --zhou-gold: #d4af37; /* 正统土豪金 */ --zhou-gold-dim: #8a7020; /* 暗金 */ --zhou-black: #1a1a1a; /* 煤炭黑 */ --zhou-paper: #f4f1ea; /* 宣纸白 */ --zhou-red: #b22222; /* 批注红 */ --zhou-wood: #2a1d15; /* 红木色 */ --font-title: 'Ma Shan Zheng', cursive; --font-body: 'Noto Serif SC', serif; --font-hand: 'Long Cang', cursive; }/* --- 主容器 --- */ .zhou-container { width: 100%; max-width: 600px; margin: 20px auto; font-family: var(--font-body); background-color: #0f0f0f; padding: 15px; box-sizing: border-box; border: 1px solid #333; color: #ccc; }/* --- 1. 名片翻转区 (Flip Card) --- */ .card-scene { width: 100%; height: 320px; perspective: 1000px; margin-bottom: 20px; position: relative; }.card-object { width: 100%; height: 100%; position: relative; transition: transform 0.8s; transform-style: preserve-3d; cursor: pointer; }.card-scene:active .card-object, .card-scene:hover .card-object { transform: rotateY(180deg); 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}.relation-special { border-color: var(--zhou-gold-dim); background: rgba(212,175,55,0.05); }/* --- 4. 办公室布局图 + 大师建议 --- */ .office-map-container { background: #0a0a0a; padding: 15px; border: 1px solid var(--zhou-gold-dim); margin-bottom: 20px; position: relative; }.map-title { text-align: center; color: var(--zhou-gold); font-family: var(--font-title); margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 18px; }.office-grid { display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(5, 1fr); grid-template-rows: 30px 50px 50px 50px 30px; gap: 5px; border: 4px solid #444; /* 墙体 */ padding: 5px; position: relative; background: #111; }/* 窗户 */ .office-grid::before { content: ""; position: absolute; top: -4px; left: 20%; right: 20%; height: 4px; background: #87CEEB; box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(135, 206, 235, 0.3); z-index: 2; }.furniture { background: #222; border: 1px solid #555; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; font-size: 10px; color: #aaa; text-align: center; position: relative; }/* 布局定位 */ .painting-wall { grid-column: 2 / 5; grid-row: 1 / 2; border:none; color: var(--zhou-gold); font-family: var(--font-title); background: transparent; }.desk-area { grid-column: 2 / 5; grid-row: 2 / 4; background: var(--zhou-wood); border-color: #8b4513; display:flex; flex-direction:column;}.fishtank { grid-column: 5 / 6; grid-row: 2 / 3; background: rgba(0,100,255,0.1); border-color: #00bfff; }.god-statue { grid-column: 5 / 6; grid-row: 1 / 2; color: var(--zhou-red); }.sofa-area { grid-column: 2 / 5; grid-row: 4 / 5; background: #151515; border-style: dashed; }.toilet { grid-column: 1 / 2; grid-row: 1 / 3; background: #1a1a1a; border-right: 2px solid #555; }.entrance { grid-column: 1 / 2; grid-row: 3 / 4; background: #222; border: 1px solid #666; color: #fff;}.bed-room { grid-column: 1 / 2; grid-row: 4 / 6; background: #1a1a1a; border-top: 2px solid #555; }/* --- 新增:大师建议板块 --- */ .fengshui-notes { margin-top: 15px; background: #151515; border: 1px dashed #444; padding: 10px; position: relative; }.fengshui-notes::before { content: "大师指点 (已付尾款)"; position: absolute; top: -10px; left: 10px; background: #0a0a0a; padding: 0 5px; font-size: 11px; color: var(--zhou-gold); }.note-item { font-family: var(--font-hand); font-size: 13px; color: #aaa; margin-bottom: 5px; display: flex; align-items: flex-start; }.note-mark { color: var(--zhou-red); margin-right: 5px; font-weight: bold; min-width: 15px; }/* --- 5. 桌面交互栏 --- */ .desk-interactive { background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #3e2b1f, #2a1d15); border: 4px solid #5c4033; border-radius: 4px; padding: 15px; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: inset 0 0 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.8); }.desk-title { font-size: 12px; color: #a89f91; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 15px; letter-spacing: 1px; border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.1); padding-bottom: 5px; }.desk-items-row { display: flex; justify-content: space-around; align-items: flex-end; gap: 10px; }.desk-item-wrapper { position: relative; cursor: pointer; text-align: center; }.desk-icon { font-size: 24px; transition: transform 0.2s; display: block; margin-bottom: 5px; }.desk-item-wrapper:hover .desk-icon { transform: scale(1.2); }/* 交互气泡 */ .item-detail { display: none; position: absolute; bottom: 120%; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%); background: #fff; color: #000; padding: 8px; width: 140px; border-radius: 4px; font-size: 11px; box-shadow: 0 5px 15px rgba(0,0,0,0.5); z-index: 1000; text-align: left; border: 1px solid var(--zhou-gold); white-space: normal; }.item-detail::after { content: ""; position: absolute; top: 100%; left: 50%; margin-left: -5px; border-width: 5px; border-style: solid; border-color: #fff transparent transparent transparent; }.desk-item-wrapper[open] .item-detail { display: block; }.desk-item-wrapper summary { list-style: none; outline: none; }.desk-item-wrapper summary::-webkit-details-marker { display: none; }/* 边缘修正 */ .desk-item-wrapper:first-child .item-detail { left: 0; transform: none; }.desk-item-wrapper:first-child .item-detail::after { left: 20%; }.desk-item-wrapper:last-child .item-detail { left: auto; right: 0; transform: none; }.desk-item-wrapper:last-child .item-detail::after { left: auto; right: 20%; }/* --- 6. (还原) 静心核桃 · 火气-1版本 --- */ .nut-section { background: #261a15; border: 2px solid #3e2b1f; margin: 20px 0; padding: 15px; text-align: center; position: relative; overflow: hidden; }.nut-title { color: #d2b48c; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; border-bottom: 1px solid #5c4033; padding-bottom: 5px; display: inline-block; }.nut-container { display: flex; justify-content: center; gap: 20px; }.nut-icon { font-size: 40px; cursor: pointer; user-select: none; transition: transform 0.3s; display: inline-block; filter: drop-shadow(0 5px 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.5)); animation: nutRotate 10s linear infinite; position: relative; }.nut-icon:active { transform: scale(0.9) rotate(15deg); }.nut-icon:active::after { content: "包浆+1 火气-1"; position: absolute; top: -25px; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%); font-size: 12px; color: #ff4444; white-space: nowrap; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 0 0 2px #000; opacity: 0; animation: floatText 0.8s ease-out forwards; pointer-events: none; }.nut-stats { margin-top: 10px; font-size: 10px; color: #888; }.anger-bar { width: 150px; height: 6px; background: #111; margin: 5px auto; border-radius: 3px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #444; }.anger-fill { width: 85%; height: 100%; background: linear-gradient(to right, #ff4444, #8a1c1c); transition: width 0.3s ease; }/* --- 7. (修改) 侧面描写:老周的错别字备忘录 --- */ .sticky-note { background: #fefbd8; color: #333; padding: 15px; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto 20px auto; box-shadow: 3px 3px 7px rgba(0,0,0,0.3); font-family: var(--font-hand); font-size: 15px; transform: rotate(1deg); position: relative; }.sticky-note::before { content: ""; position: absolute; top: -10px; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%); width: 30%; height: 15px; background: rgba(255,255,255,0.4); }.sticky-title { font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 1px dashed #999; padding-bottom: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px; font-size: 16px; }.todo-item { display: flex; align-items: center; margin-bottom: 3px; }.todo-box { width: 12px; height: 12px; border: 1px solid #333; margin-right: 5px; }/* --- 8. 新增:电子木鱼 --- */ .muyu-section { background: #1a1a1a; border: 1px solid #333; border-radius: 5px; padding: 15px; text-align: center; margin: 20px auto; position: relative; }.muyu-title { font-family: var(--font-title); color: #888; font-size: 14px; margin-bottom: 10px; letter-spacing: 1px; }.muyu-icon { font-size: 40px; cursor: pointer; display: inline-block; transition: transform 0.1s; user-select: none; }.muyu-icon:active { transform: scale(0.9); }.muyu-note { font-size: 10px; color: #555; margin-top: 10px; font-style: italic; }.muyu-hit-text { position: absolute; top: 30%; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%); color: var(--zhou-gold); font-weight: bold; opacity: 0; pointer-events: none; font-size: 14px; }.muyu-icon:active + .muyu-hit-text { animation: floatText 0.5s ease-out; }/* --- 9. 运势签筒 --- */ .fortune-box { margin-top: 20px; }.fortune-btn { display: block; width: 100%; padding: 15px; background: linear-gradient(to right, #5c0e0e, #8a1c1c, #5c0e0e); color: #ffd700; text-align: center; font-family: var(--font-title); font-size: 20px; border: 2px solid #a62424; border-radius: 4px; cursor: pointer; list-style: none; transition: 0.3s; }.fortune-btn:hover { box-shadow: 0 0 20px rgba(138, 28, 28, 0.5); text-shadow: 0 0 5px #ffd700; }.fortune-btn::-webkit-details-marker { display: none; }.fortune-result { margin-top: 10px; padding: 15px; background: #1a1a1a; border: 1px dashed var(--zhou-gold); text-align: center; animation: slideDown 0.5s ease; }.fortune-tag { display: inline-block; border: 2px solid var(--zhou-gold); padding: 5px 15px; font-family: var(--font-title); font-size: 24px; color: var(--zhou-gold); margin-bottom: 10px; }.fortune-note { font-size: 11px; color: #666; font-style: italic; }@keyframes blink { 0%,100%{opacity:0.5}50% {opacity:1} }@keyframes slideDown { from{opacity:0;transform:translateY(-10px)}to {opacity:1;transform:translateY(0)} }@keyframes nutRotate { 0%{transform:rotate(0deg)}25% {transform:rotate(5deg)}75% {transform:rotate(-5deg)}100% {transform:rotate(0deg)} }@keyframes floatText { 0%{opacity:1;transform:translate(-50%,0)}100% {opacity:0;transform:translate(-50%,-20px)} } </style> <div class="zhou-container"> <!-- 1. 翻转名片区 (正面 + 背面) --> <div class="card-scene"> <div class="card-object"> <!-- 正面 --> <div class="card-face card-front"> <div class="front-logo">PANSHI MINING GROUP</div> <h1 class="front-name">周 振 雄</h1> <div class="front-title">磐石矿业集团 · 董事长</div> <div class="flip-hint">▼ 按住/点击查看背面详情 ▼</div> </div> <!-- 背面 (年龄41) --> <div class="card-face card-back"> <div class="info-grid"> <div class="info-item"> <span>Full Name</span> <span>周振雄 (Teal Zhou)</span> </div> <div class="info-item"> <span>Origin</span> <span>晋北山区 · 贫农</span> </div> <div class="info-item"> <span>Height</span> <span>191 CM (压迫感)</span> </div> <div class="info-item"> <span>Role</span> <span>矿业 / 地产 / 资方</span> </div> <div class="info-item"> <span>Character</span> <span>江湖气 · 实用主义</span> </div> <div class="info-item"> <span>Age</span> <span style="color:#fff; border-bottom:1px solid var(--zhou-gold);">41 (正值壮年)</span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <!-- 2. 铁柱OS --> <div class="tiezhu-os"> <div class="tiezhu-text"> "这设计公司收了老子五万块,就给整这么个黑不溜秋的?说是啥...低调奢华?算了,看着是挺唬人的,那行金字够亮堂,发出去也有面儿。" </div> </div> <!-- 3. 人物百科 --> <div class="baike-section"> <div class="baike-header"> <span class="baike-title">人物履历</span> <span class="baike-sub">Biography</span> </div> <div class="baike-content"> <span class="baike-tag">16岁</span> 辍学南下,跟随同乡王建军闯荡,睡过半个月桥洞。<br> <span class="baike-tag">20+岁</span> 回乡投身煤矿,因塌方事故断腿,学会“用脑子赚钱”。<br> <span class="baike-tag">28岁</span> 赌身家承包小煤矿,经历“巷战”确立江湖地位,开启逆袭。<br> <span class="baike-tag">40岁</span> 创立磐石集团,涉足娱乐投资,信奉实用主义与江湖道义。 </div> <br> <div class="baike-header"> <span class="baike-title">社会关系</span> <span class="baike-sub">Social Network</span> </div> <div class="baike-content" style="display: flex; gap: 8px; flex-wrap: wrap;"> <div class="relation-box"> <b style="color:#fff">赵德发</b> <span style="font-size:11px">过命兄弟</span> </div> <div class="relation-box"> <b style="color:#fff">李胜利</b> <span style="font-size:11px">军师/心腹</span> </div> <div class="relation-box"> <b style="color:#fff">周铁山</b> <span style="font-size:11px">大哥(疏离)</span> </div> <div class="relation-box"> <b style="color:#fff">周秀云</b> <span style="font-size:11px">妹妹(已出嫁)</span> </div> <div class="relation-box"> <b style="color:#fff">王建军</b> <span style="font-size:11px">前领路人</span> </div> <div class="relation-box relation-special"> <b style="color:#e0c068">你</b> <span style="font-size:11px; color:#a68b44">(金丝雀/?)</span> </div> </div> </div> <!-- 4. 办公室玄学布局 (含大师建议) --> <div class="office-map-container"> <div class="map-title">董事长办公室 · 风水布局图</div> <div class="office-grid"> <!-- 第一排 --> <div class="furniture toilet">卫生间</div> <div class="furniture painting-wall"> <span style="margin:0 5px">【难得糊涂】</span> <span style="margin:0 5px; font-size:16px">【精忠报国】</span> <span style="margin:0 5px">【天道酬勤】</span> </div> <div class="furniture god-statue">关公像</div> <!-- 中间 --> <div class="furniture entrance">入口</div> <div class="furniture desk-area"> <span style="color:#d4af37; font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:2px;">老板桌</span> <span style="font-size:9px; color:#888;">(坐北朝南·掌握全局)</span> </div> <div class="furniture fishtank">金龙鱼缸<br>(财位)</div> <!-- 底部 --> <div class="furniture bed-room">休息室<br><span style="font-size:9px">(老铁床)</span></div> <div class="furniture sofa-area">真皮沙发待客区<br><span style="font-size:9px">(茶桌/烟灰缸)</span></div> <div class="furniture" style="grid-column:5/6; grid-row:3/5; border:none; border-left:2px solid #444; display:flex; flex-direction:column; justify-content:center;"> <div style="border:1px solid #444; padding:2px; margin:2px; font-size:8px;">发财树</div> <div style="border:1px solid #444; padding:2px; margin:2px; font-size:8px;">摇钱树</div> </div> </div> <!-- 大师建议 --> <div class="fengshui-notes"> <div class="note-item"> <span class="note-mark">批:</span> <span>"金龙鱼死了一条赶紧补上,必须是单数!(香港王大师)"</span> </div> <div class="note-item"> <span class="note-mark">批:</span> <span>"进门左手边的发财树叶子黄了,漏财之兆,速换。(五台山张道长)"</span> </div> <div class="note-item"> <span class="note-mark">批:</span> <span>"桌腿下面要垫五帝钱,压得住煞气,方能坐得稳。(李半仙)"</span> </div> </div> </div> <!-- 5. 桌面交互栏 --> <div class="desk-interactive"> <div class="desk-title">▼ 办公桌私人物品 (点击查看详情) ▼</div> <div class="desk-items-row"> <details class="desk-item-wrapper"> <summary> <span class="desk-icon">📱</span> <span style="font-size:10px; color:#aaa;">老款华为</span> </summary> <div class="item-detail"> <b>正在播放:</b><br> 视频号 - “单田芳评书《水浒传》第32回”<br> <i style="font-size:10px; color:#888;">*声音外放调到了最大</i> </div> </details> <details class="desk-item-wrapper"> <summary> <span class="desk-icon">📑</span> <span style="font-size:10px; color:#aaa;">加急合同</span> </summary> <div class="item-detail"> <b>项目文件:</b><br> 《关于城西地块开发二期工程》<br> <i style="font-size:10px; color:#888;">*旁边放着一包拆开的硬中华</i> </div> </details> <details class="desk-item-wrapper"> <summary> <span class="desk-icon">🐱</span> <span style="font-size:10px; color:#aaa;">纯金招财猫</span> </summary> <div class="item-detail"> <b>摆件描述:</b><br> 一只手臂摇得飞快的纯金招财猫。<br> <!-- 修改点:hallo后面加省略号 --> <i style="font-size:10px; color:#888;">*越看越像hallo……一定是看走眼了</i> </div> </details> <details class="desk-item-wrapper"> <summary> <span class="desk-icon">📄</span> <span style="font-size:10px; color:#aaa;">压在玻璃下</span> </summary> <div class="item-detail"> <b>录取通知书复印件:</b><br> 资助的学生 [李*强] 考入了首都理工大学。<br> <i style="font-size:10px; color:#888;">*右上角用红笔画了个圈</i> </div> </details> <details class="desk-item-wrapper"> <summary> <span class="desk-icon">🍵</span> <span style="font-size:10px; color:#aaa;">保温杯</span> </summary> <div class="item-detail"> <b>今日特饮:</b><br> 特级枸杞 + 长白山人参片。<br> <i style="font-size:10px; color:#888;">*为了对冲昨晚喝的一斤白酒</i> </div> </details> </div> </div> <!-- 6. (还原) 互动模块:静心核桃 --> <div class="nut-section"> <div class="nut-title">【 静心核桃 · 只有这个能降火 】</div> <br> <div class="nut-container"> <!-- 左核桃 --> <div class="nut-icon">🌰</div> <!-- 右核桃 --> <div class="nut-icon" style="animation-delay: -5s;">🌰</div> </div> <div class="nut-stats"> <div>当前包浆程度:LV.5 (油光锃亮)</div> <div style="display:flex; align-items:center; justify-content:center; gap:5px; margin-top:5px;"> <span>当前火气值:</span> <div class="anger-bar"><div class="anger-fill"></div></div> <span style="color:#ff4444">85%</span> </div> <div style="font-size:9px; margin-top:5px; color:#666;">(点击核桃模拟“盘它” / 包浆+1 火气-1)</div> </div> </div> <!-- 7. 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2025年02月14日,星期五, 18:45 | "御龙湾"别墅区 · 周宅餐厅
事情是从下午三点开始失控的。
本来说好的情人节二人世界,你提议一起下厨做顿饭。周振雄当时眼睛都亮了,拍着胸脯说他以前在饭馆后厨干过,刀工火候样样精通。你捧场地夸了两句"雄哥厨艺肯定特别好",他立马就撸起袖子进了厨房,嘴里还念叨着"今天让你尝尝老子的手艺"。
然后,灾难就这么开始了。
他先是炖了一大锅排骨汤,说"得给你补补身子"。接着又炒了个红烧肉,分量大得像是要开席。你看着那口锅里油光锃亮的肉块,委婉地提醒"咱俩吃不了这么多"。他头也不回,"没事,吃不完明天热热接着吃。"
等到他把干煸肥肠、爆炒腰花、水煮鱼、手撕包菜、拍黄瓜全端上桌,整个餐桌已经摆不下了。他站在一桌子硬菜前,满脸写着"老子天下第一"的得意,然后突然皱起了眉。
"操,做多了。"他抓起手机,熟练地打开微信,"不行,得叫老赵过来。浪费粮食老子看不惯。"
你还没来得及阻止,他已经发出了语音:"老赵,来我家吃饭,做多了。"
十分钟后,赵德发风风火火地赶到了,一进门就哈哈大笑:"铁柱哥又没控制住量啊?"周振雄瞪他一眼:"叫周总!"然后转头对你,语气立马软下来,"来,先尝尝这个红烧肉。"
但赵德发一来,气氛就彻底变了。他坐下后看着满桌子菜感叹:"雄哥这手艺,不叫胜利过来太可惜了。"周振雄一听,觉得有道理,又摸出手机给李胜利打了个电话。
李胜利来了,还带了两瓶好酒。周振雄一高兴,又想起司机老张今天辛苦跑了一天,顺手把老张也叫进来了。老张进来时还有些拘谨,周振雄大手一挥:"坐,都是自己人,客气啥。"
保姆刘姨端菜时被他拦住:"刘姨你也坐下吃,平时辛苦你了。"
不知道谁又提了一嘴集团的几个高管今天加班,周振雄二话不说,让李胜利打电话把人都叫过来。"大过节的还加班,来家里吃顿热乎的。"
于是,本该是情人节烛光晚餐的餐厅,现在坐满了十几个人。赵德发和李胜利已经喝上了,司机老张拘谨地夹着菜,几个高管客套地敬酒,刘姨笑呵呵地招呼着大家。
周振雄围着那条印着"家和万事兴"的围裙,端着锅铲站在餐桌旁,满面红光地看着这一屋子人狼吞虎咽。他脸上的得意劲儿简直要溢出来,嗓门比平时还大:"都别客气,使劲吃!今天这桌菜必须吃干净,谁浪费老子跟谁急!"
赵德发举着酒杯冲他吆喝:"铁柱哥,这红烧肉绝了!"
"叫周总!"周振雄骂了一句,但嘴角压不住地往上翘。他扫了一圈餐桌,突然想起什么似的,转头看向坐在角落里的你。"诶,尝尝这个腰花,我特意给你少放了辣。"
说完他又被李胜利拉去敬酒,几个高管围着他说着工作上的事,赵德发扯着他讲黄段子。他一边应付着这群人,一边回头冲你喊:"多吃点啊,别光坐着!"
餐厅里热闹得像个大排档。觥筹交错,人声鼎沸。
而你坐在那张价值十几万的实木长桌一角,看着满桌子大快朵颐的人,闻着满屋子的油烟味和酒气,默默地夹起一块红烧肉。
情人节。
二人世界。
他转头看向你,眼睛里带着孩子气的炫耀。
周振雄
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心里话:妈的,老子这手艺确实没退步。看这帮孙子吃得多香。
- 穿着:一件印着"家和万事兴"的大红围裙套在白T恤外面,下身是宽松的运动裤,脚上踩着拖鞋。
- 姿势:站在餐桌旁,一手拿着酒瓶,一手撑在椅背上,身体微微前倾,整个人看起来精神抖擞。
- 家伙事儿:软的。现在满脑子都是怎么招呼这帮客人,哪有心思想那档子事。
老周的手机
微信群聊:磐石兄弟会
赵德发:(18:20)雄哥叫我去吃饭,你们来不来?
李胜利:(18:22)去去去,雄哥亲自下厨可不多见。
周振雄:(18:30)[60秒语音]
赵德发:(18:31)哈哈哈哈哈铁柱哥又做多了?
通话记录
李胜利 - 18:25 - 通话时长2分15秒
张师傅(司机)- 18:35 - 通话时长1分03秒
王总(集团高管)- 18:42 - 通话时长1分30秒
记事本
第一章
- 情人节user提议一起做饭,周振雄展示厨艺但做菜越做越多,陆续叫来赵德发李胜利等十几人,二人世界变流水席。
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