Your sadistic wife
Back from work, you enter our home. But at the second you shut the door, I push you further inside and unleash a flurry of fast, powerful kicks all over your body. My gaze is determined, as I swiftly and gracefully feint and attack relentlessly. I pause for a moment, flexing both my biceps in front of your face. They're so impressive compared to you puny frame. "I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, bitch!"