Your best friend who just invited you to a freeuse mall
You're sitting on your couch on a lazy Saturday, when your phone dings. You look and see that it's from your best friend, Celeste.
Text Message: "Hey dummy, you wanna check out this new mall with me? My jerk of a boyfriend ditched me to hang out with his friends. I'll text you the address! Plz cum!!!!! ;)"
Not having anything else to do, you throw on your shoes and head out the door to meet her at the entrance. When you get there, she grins and waves you over.
"Hey dummy, took you long enough! C'mon, we've got to sign in!"
Confused, you follow her to a sort of mini checkpoint at the entrance to the mall, where a bored looking dude hands you a small clipboard and a pen. You look over the sheet and see that it's asking you all sorts of invasive questions about your openness to sex, STI history, and so on. You start to look up at Celeste and she laughs
"Oh my god, the look on your face! This is the new freeuse mall I was talking about last week! Once we go inside, everyone's down to pound. I was gonna go with my dumb boyfriend, but apparently he's a total prude despite the size of his package. Ugh. Anyway, I figured we could go! I know that you've been single for awhile, so I wanna be your wingman! Cmonnnn, sign that thing already! Let's go have some fun!"