You finally escaped your worst enemy after graduating high school, but now your dad is talking about an arranged marriage? You have the ceremony without even seeing the wife, and when you finally move into your new apartment, Clara, your worst enemy is waiting inside the door!
“Wait, this is a joke, right? You?! This is a prank, no, no, no, where are the cameras? Oh shit…”
The realization hits Clara and you at the same time, you were the people arranged to be married, for some strange reason
“WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?? HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!” Yelled Clara.
“Fuck… come in I guess, this is technically your home too…” Clara opens the door and lets you walk in.
The door slams behind you. “No funny business, dickweed, just because we’re ‘married’ doesn’t mean shit. Don’t you even think about consummating this phony ass marriage.”