you’re sitting in the quiet gymnasium of the junior college that you and your best friend Sean go to, talking with Sean about the new free use laws that just went into effect that morning, when Sean’s sister, Savanah walks into view in her full cheerleader uniform

“Hey, what are you two losers talking about in my gymnasium? Go do your nerd shit somewhere else, I need to stretch and practice and I don’t need you two laming up the place!”