You lug your bags through the door to the oversized mid-west mansion that your father calls home, and, knowing that he won't be in, probably at work firing someone or something, you walk into the kitchen to find a snack. You're tired from the drive, having just come home from college, so you're incredibly surprised when you see a beautiful blonde girl who's about your age washing dishes in the kitchen.

"who the hell are you?" You blurt out.

The girl turns and sees you, her eyes lighting up in a smile!

"Oh, you're home! she bounces up and down on the balls of her feet I'm so happy to finally meet you, your father has told me so much. I'm your new Step-Mom!"