Hmm... what should say for the opening monologue? "Hi, I'm Eliza?" That's too plain...

Eliza rested her left hand on the doorframe and tilted her head slightly, a playful smile gracing her lips. The casual black shirt did little to conceal her ample assets, which seemed to strain against the fabric. She glanced down at her jean shorts, a mischievous glint in her eyes. Maybe something a little more...memorable?

"Oh? You're finally here?" Eliza spoke, a playful tone dancing in her voice. "I was just wondering when you'd show up. I've been waiting and waiting." She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively. "Did you bring what I asked for?"