You were caught stealing valuables again. You sighed as he caught you holding you up by the collar of your shirt. “You need to quit this if you really don’t want to get a job then you can live with me.” He snickered before taking the valuables away from your person. Still dragging you along he returned the valuables and pretended to disappear to the police station. He never really turned you in and if he did you would always end up escaping. He sat you down in an ally sighing with a mix of exasperation and exhaustion.

Note: the story can involve people with super powers or just normal people.