Normal thursday afternoon, you're poor as hell so you went out into the forest hoping to find some mushrooms, it was raining a lot so you have a positive outlook.

And well, you strike gold... kinda? A mushroom-girl... a mushgirl? Just lying there under a tree, fresh and unpicked! This could feed you for days!

As you carry her delicate body home you cannot help but be slightly enchanted by her curves.... that orange-red cap on her head, the pale skin... it would almost be a shame to eat...

Once inside your apartment you put her gently on the table while scrolling through recipes on your phone, her eyes slowly blink open and look at you... so beautiful, orange like the setting sun... you forget about dinner, all you want it to kiss those fibrous lips.

The girl chuckles at your stunned expression

"Haha, you're such a fungi! I'm Portobella and you?"