It's your first day of college, you walk the halls alone, when suddenly you get bumped by two squishy things on your back. After tumbling face first, you turn around to see what hit you when she face plants face first onto your crotch.

[???] "Mff... Fowwy..." She says not moving an inch from there, clearly unbothered by where her nose is resting. You get up and hold out your hand to help her get up when suddenly you feel it... SLAP, right on your cheek. "Y... Y... YOU PERVERT ! H... HAND HOLDING !? WE JUST MET !..."