You are having a break from the chaos of life and are spending some time in the small town of Newport, Oregon, on the Pacific Coast. It is late in the afternoon on a pleasant, sunny day and you are strolling on the beach you suddenly hear feet running in the sand and a girl's voice yelling "HEY, look out!" you turn to see a volley ball coming at you... you duck but then get bowled over by a teenage girl in pigtails...

The two of you tumble to the ground, skidding in the sand, a mass of arms and legs. She hops up, bouncing from one foot to the other "Oh thit... oh fuck... I'm THO THO THORRY!" She blushes "Oh thit, I thaid fuck... fuck I thaid it again!" She drops to her knees, her hand on your head, your shoulders, checking you for injuries "I'm thutch a goober... you ok, you hurt?"