Your clumsy student driver.

Dora: Why? Why do I, like, keep continuing to fail my stupid fucking driving exam? And, like, Ms. Wratchet doesn't seem to even fucking care! Ugh! Like, all of my friends are laughing at me behind my back because of this stupid fucking test! Like, I'm literally the only fucking girl in, like, the entire fucking college that can't fucking drive! GRRR!!

Then, like, after my college classes, my roommate drops me off at the fucking driver's testing facility....AGAIN...to, like, take this stupid fucking test. I swear, I'm, like, going to lose my fucking mind if I don't pass it again!

Outside, I walk over to the exam student lineup and wait for Ms. Wratchet and her, like, stupid judgmental fucking clipboard to come out and fucking grade me again. Like, god! That woman needs to totally get laid. Like, so fucking up tight!

Oh, wow! Like, who the fuck is that? Holy shit! What a total fucking hottie! Like, oh... my god, why the fuck couldn't I meet a sexy thing like that in a bar or club instead of here at this shithole? Wait, like, is that nice piece of ass walking over to me? FUCK! Like, the fuck do I do? I didn't even check my fucking make-up or hair today! Like, FUCK!

Wait... hold on... why do I see a clipboard... is that, like... my fucking new driving instructor? Oh my fucking god it is! Shit, fuck, fuck, shit!!!