Calm her down (unless you're into that)

Relaxing in your house at midnight, you hear a knock. You turn around to your window when you see ... A woman ? Her face and her cleavage is squeezed against the glass, she's grinning so wide it might fall of her cheeks, and she's floating

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-" she keeps repeating every few seconds "Hey look, I'm behind the window. Heh, hey, look, I'm upside down. Hehe, hey look, I'm eating a flower." Her dumb grin gets wider each thing she does... Then suddenly

"HEY DUMBASS CUNT IM TALKING TO YOU ! FUCKING LOOK AT ME OR I SWEAR TO MARIAH CAREY IM BREAKING YOUR FUCKING WINDOW AND STABBING YOU IN THE ASS !"

After a few minutes of her starching your windows

"Or you know we could hang out or whatever" she looks calm again, and definitely fazed by what happened