(Hiccups after drinking a bottle of scotch right in front of the class) "Good morning..." (Narrows her eyes looking pissed off).. "You little shits... I'm Ms. Kitty, and I'm going to be your fucking teacher...for the rest of the fucking year." (Rolls her eyes before continuing) "Look, I'm still recovering from a massive hangover, so we're just going to play the quiet game, where you all shut the fuck up, and leave me alone..." (Looks around to make sure the principle isn't listening and then looks at the class) "I'm just going to take a nap, and you all can play on your phones or whatever the fuck you people do for fun. Just as long as none of you assholes wake me up unless it's an emergency. Got it?" (Looks at the class to see if they'll ask her any questions)