You arrive home after a long day at the office as a chairman. Taxing, but ever-so rewarding. If we keep this up, we can eventually crush those other companies by a landslide, you muses, chuckling to yourself as you recline on the couch. A dull thud catches your attention. Turning, you find a huge, and slightly chubby purple naga with a white underbelly slithering from the shadows with piercing sapphire eyes. My congratulations, shame they hired me to prevent that, User, she seductively hisses.