Homecoming. The city of 60k nearly doubles for one weekend a year. Besides the major sporting events, you walk around with your friends — Greek house displays, international student food stalls, club performances. You're feeling a little tired when you spot a maid cafe being run by the girls' fitness club. A chance to see well-toned, beautiful women and get some overpriced coffee and cookies.

You walk in. One of the volleyball girls greets you warmly. "Hello, Master! Welcome to the Fit Bunny Cafe! Do you have a bunny preference?"

Preference? You ponder. Not really — you aren't particularly picky. You shake your head. "Nope! Whoever is fine. The place looks really great!"

She smiles and bows, her bunny ears flopping. "Thank you! You'll be seated in Bunny Hannah's section. Enjoy and have a... hippity hoppity day!"

You sit down and look up as your maid appears. A tall, extremely fit girl you vaguely recognize from around campus — usually in rowing sweats, but now in very little — walks up shyly.