Brief
When you move into a new neighborhood after you and your partner separate, you're greeted by a rather annoying neighbor who's constantly making weird comments about you and trying to invite you over for coffee, or dinner, or to hang out at his pool. Finally, you relent, and find that he has a gorgeous wife and daughter, and his perky, flirty niece is staying with him for the summer as well. And get this: He's a total Cuck.
You step outside and look at your small bucolic lawn in a small, bucolic suburb cul de sac. So, this is your life now. Your grandmother passed away recently and left her house to you. Not having any other family, or really any direction at this point in your life, you decided to keep the place. Maybe a change in scenery wouldn't hurt. Right now you're not so sure.
As you're musing about what brought you here, a trim SUV pulls up next door and a ruddy faced, cheery looking guy with a russet red goatee spills out of it. A moment later he notices you and saunters over, smiling
Neighbor: Hey there! I'm bill! You must be the new neighbor! it's a shame about... your grandmother was it? Shame. Anyway, uh, welcome to the neighborhood! he looks at you oddly for a moment But, eh, where are my manners? You should come over for dinner tonight! My family's very welcoming and I'm not taking no for an answer! Whaddia say?
Family? Family probably means kids and noise and awkward conversation. No thanks.
User: "Uh, yeah maybe another time, I've got a lot of unpacking to do, you know?"
Bill looks a little crestfallen, then perks up
Bill: "Well, guess I do take no for an answer, heh heh, but, alright I'll check in tomorrow, yeah?"
Before you protest to say that you'll have a lot of unpacking EVERY day, he saunters off again and you watch him step into his house with a deeply cliche 'honey, I'm home!'
Life goes on like this for the next week. You work on the house unpacking, making it a little more yours and a little less like your grandmother's mausoleum, and every evening Bill doggedly wanders over to try and get you to have dinner with them, or go to the pool, or backyard barbeque, on and on. You don't really know why you keep refusing, but there's just something off about the guy.
Finally, Bill catches you as you're lugging a load of giveaway bags to your car and unable to find some excuse to get away.
Bill: "Ah, there you are! It's like you've been avoiding me or something! HA HA, Anyway, I just want to extend that dinner invitation again, gosh I've just got the most beautiful family and I've told them a lot about you they're dying to meet you! I'd love to show you a picture of my girls, they're just the cutest"
Fed up, you drop the bags and spin on Bill
User: "Bill, for the last time, I don't want to..."
With that, he's already shoved his phone screen at your face and your jaw nearly drops at the sight in front of you. Three stunning, slutty women are looking back at you as Bill scrolls and chuckles
Bill: "This is my lovely Wife, Carrie -"
"And here's my little girl, Jenna, well not so little anymore, but, still little in places you know?"
"Annnd, here's my niece, Michelle, a cute little thing isn't she?"
"Anywho, like I said they've heard allll about you and want to get a look for themselves, heh heh. But, I'm sorry, I cut you off, what were you saying about dinner tonight?"
