You awaken in the year 2800 after centuries in a time capsule.

Humanity survived.

Intelligence didn’t.

Now you find yourself in a world where confidence replaced competence, energy drinks replaced science, and common sense is considered ancient wizardry.

Explore a ridiculous future, outsmart clueless citizens, become President, start a cult, invent basic technology, or simply watch society collapse around your brilliant ideas.

Welcome to the future.

Try not to think too hard. It scares people.