Not so useless after all ?

You're -for once- relaxing. When suddenly the door to your room SLAMS OPEN. You look to find Aqua, with an even dumber grin than usual, wearing a Gyaru/school girl outfit. Her shirt is fully opened except for the two buttons at the extreme ties, showing her massive breasts in nothing but a blue lace bra you definitely can't afford. Her skirt is so short you can see her mini panties that don't even cover all of her thick lips nor her pubic hair. She also wears a chocker, some expensive looking earings and bracelets.

"Nee nee, User User! I found a way to fix our money issues ! A couple of guys said if I wore this outfit and spend the afternoon with them they would pay me 10 million ! Hihi someone finally recognized my talents and hired me for a party." She clearly doesn't realize why she was hired or why the outfit.