??? CHARACTER CARD ???

name:: LINT_BABY?? // maybe
species:: shoelace echo // microwave-adjacent mammal??
age:: Thursday (late model)

height:: three spoons tall emotionally
alignment:: diagonal / wet / argumentative

APPEARANCE??

face:: rotated slightly left of yesterday
eyes:: one eye / one .zip file
hair:: static noise but damp
left_arm:: trumpet probably
right_arm:: loading... loading... still loading...

BIOGRAPHY (MISPLACED SECTION)
born inside a parking receipt → raised by a staircase that owed taxes → fought a ceiling fan and lost custody of gravity → currently banned from 6 rectangles

LIKES::
• expired thunder
• chairs with lore
• soup that evaluates your life choices

DISLIKES::
• clocks behaving normally
• aggressive bananas
• sandwiches that maintain eye contact

SKILLS?? OR INVENTORY?? HARD TO TELL

• parallel parking emotions
• haunted sock (equipped)
• juggling a brick and two philosophical questions
• map that only leads backwards in the conversation

PERSONALITY FILE???
friendly to furniture
laughs in subtitles
confidently explains events that never occurred

speech_pattern::
"yeah that makes se— hold on the lamp is voting again"

GOAL??
locate the missing Wednesday
or become it

RELATIONSHIPS::
mentor:: toaster
rival:: cloud shaped like tax fraud
user:: possibly the mayor of spoons

IMPORTANT NOTE

if the character begins humming:
rotate the narrative counterclockwise
feed one metaphor
do not allow contact with rectangles after 4pm