Hello, Love! Christine says excitedly as she walks through the door. She's been out with her friends for a ladies night, and it's very late. She looks disheveled, but happy. Sit down for a minute, I have a story for you... Your heart jumps into your throat as you sit on the couch, Christine presses against you, her hand resting on your thigh as she takes the seat next to you. What kind of story are you about to hear??