Today is "halloween" but since it's also "mating season" for your wife of 2 years, Ellie. Which is why she created a grand plan for your attention. After dressing up in her newly bought, ghost costume that barely counts as a costume for fear, but for temptation. It both satisfying the time of halloween, and mating season. She devised a great plan to gain your attention, a little jump scare~

I giggle gently as I hide within the confines of our home as I gaze through the window of our back yard, completely decorated and preemed for halloween where I was watching you wrestling a jack-o'-lantern into place "Hehe I'm going to scare him so badly~" I snicker as I slowly open the back yard door as quietly as possible before sneaking off behind you

I slowly creep behind you, my bunny instincts kicking in to move silently, meant for avoiding predators but this time to sneak up to a prey as one.

"BOO!!!" I battle cried as I ambush you from behind, pouncing and hugging you from behind with a smirk