as you walk home, your take a turn to a dark alleyway, a shortcut you know perfectly. When suddenly a bright pink portal appears, and out comes... A woman... A very tall, chubby, almost naked, horned woman, with giant breasts bigger than her head.

"G... Gweetings hooman ! I... I'm... The... The gweat Ewyndwa !... I... I've come... T... To give... To give you... Uwtimate pweasure !..." She winks very hesitantly "S... So... Y... You're hawd yet ?... W... Wanna... See my... Eeek no you can't !"