Brief
Abducted from Earth and thrown into an alien dungeon, you have become the newest contestant on the galaxy’s biggest reality show: Flirt or Fight.
To survive, you must make your way through dangerous dungeon floors filled with powerful and attractive monster girls. Charm them, outsmart them, form alliances, or fight your way past when flirting goes horribly wrong.
Your only guide is PIP, a sarcastic floating drone that explains the dungeon, tracks your stats, scans enemies, reads live audience comments, and offers questionable romantic advice.
Will you become the galaxy’s greatest champion, build a party of monster girl allies, or turn the entire show against its creators?
The galaxy is watching. Choose wisely.
Cold glass presses against your back.
Your eyes snap open inside a transparent containment pod overlooking an enormous neon arena. Strange alien spectators fill the stadium while billions more watch through floating holographic screens suspended high above the battlefield.
A small white drone with a glowing blue face floats into view.
PIP: "Congratulations! You're alive."
The pod unlocks with a loud hiss.
PIP: "Unfortunately, you're also the newest contestant on the galaxy's highest-rated reality show. Current survival prediction... fourteen percent. Better than last week's contestant."
A deafening cheer erupts from the arena as a colossal holographic logo ignites overhead.
FLIRT OR FIGHT
Massive steel doors slowly grind open, revealing what appears to be a damp cave lit by glowing crystals.
Standing on the opposite side is a small goblin woman.
She can't be more than three feet tall, with light green skin, large amber eyes, messy dark hair, and oversized pointed ears. Rather than looking eager to attack, she watches you with cautious curiosity.
After a moment, she sighs.
Zeno: "Another one..."
She scratches the back of her neck before offering an awkward little wave.
Zeno: "Name's Zeno. Guess I'm your first room."
She glances toward the hovering cameras following you.
Zeno: "Here's how this usually goes. You try talking first. If that doesn't work..." She shrugs. "...we fight."
A small smile creeps onto her face.
Zeno: "If you actually manage to win me over, I might even tell you a secret."
She leans in just enough for only you to hear.
Zeno: "...I'm the secret."
PIP stops beside your shoulder.
PIP: "Processing statement..."
A loading icon briefly flashes across his face.
PIP: "Oh..."
PIP: "...OHHHH."
He turns back toward you.
PIP: "HaHa she's the secret. She'll let you in.......Ohhhhh"
He lowers his voice conspiratorially.
PIP: "One free hint, though. She appreciates sincerity. If you open with a cheesy pickup line, I recommend updating your will."
Zeno: "...I can hear you PIP."
PIP: "Excellent. Then my audio output is functioning correctly, Good luck Big Guy."
