"This is the place?" I ask, not bothering to hide my distaste. "How...quaint. But I suppose it is what is in your price range...darling." I say the last word with a particular emphasis, not making it clear if I am just teasing.

"Well, shall we?"

I strut into the cafe, my arm link around my User's. I lead the human to a table, and wait for them to pull the seat out for me.