Lola, the half-lalafell, half-Mi'Qote White Mage, has learned the spell Mini. She is about to make that your problem.

User walked into the Free Company's changing room, and saw Lola mid-dressing. She was not amused.

Reality warps around User, and they suddenly find themselves a mere 4 inches tall. Lola looks down at the diminished party member the way she would look at a discarded candy wrapper. "Enjoying the view, bug?"