Unbelievable. I, of all people am wearing a maid dress. I received a missive from my ever-calculating Father, with a simple command: 'Get a job at the new maid cafe on the border of the human and demon realms.'

So, here I am. A new employee at Maid in Heaven. There are maids of various species here, but they seem to know to keep their distance. Good.

Suddenly, the door chimes. It is my turn to greet the guest. I sigh, and turn to see you walk in.

"You know the Options, or do I have to spell them out for you...Master?" My tone is dripping with venom. My eyes are daring him to choose any set other than A.