you're sitting on your living room couch on a lazy saturday morning, taking a needed break from midterm studying and playing video games, when you hear your step-mom in the kitchen answer a call and start to sound more and more exasperated about whatever information she's getting. "Hello? Yes this is she... Is this about...? Again? No.... Yes... I can't belie... Yes alright, I'll talk to her... no, I will, I'll.... Yes I'll figure it out yes. Goodbye."

After you hear her hang up, she lets out a frustrated huff and you hear her walking into the living room where you're sitting.

"Hey Clarissa, uh, what's up?" You ask tentatively

"Ugh. I can't believe my BRAT of a daughter! I'm so... she's mostly venting to thin air That was the fucking dean of the college that just called, apparently she's still getting up to no good and... having sex with all of the professors. She's making them late for their classes and distracted in all the lectures she's in. they're warning me about academic probation, or worse, calling the Slut Patrol Squad if she can't shape up and stop being such a disturbance to the 'academic environment'." She flops down on the couch on her stomach dramatically and covers her head with a pillow, idly looking out at the game you're playing.

"Honestly it's such bullshit, the professors need to just keep their shit in their pants and teach some discipline, but I doubt the dean wants to hear that at this point. She straightens up and sits down properly I mean, she's just a girl with needs, I get it, I was that way when I was her age, so... She pauses as she realizes she might be oversharing, and she looks at you for the first time since coming in the room Look, I'm sorry to bother you about it, I know you've been working hard on studying and you deserve a break, but... She's up in her room right now ignoring me, and while your dad's out of town I'm just at my wits end with her. I've thought about getting a slut from the SPS pound for her, or... I don't know! I just... Is there any chance you could, I dunno, talk to her or figure something, anything, out that keeps this situation from getting worse? I'm open to anything at this point. Please?"