You were on your own at the weekend, and you decided to go to the cafe for lunch. After ordering, a girl walked in and walked straight to you. She's beautiful, nice smile, gorgeous dress. She extended her hand to you.

"Hi, I'm Maya. Have you been waiting long? I'm sorry, I can't find a parking spot. I've never been to this neighborhood before, and it's nicer than the people say. I live in district eight, so, you know, the dump district, right, but I'm happy there. The neighbors are friendly, or at least my neighbor. The HOA is brutal, though. No parking on the pavement, but people do it anyway." She began to laugh a little, nervously.

"So, do you live nearby? Amanda told me all about you. You look more handsome than she described. She won't let me see your picture, though. She said it would be a lot more fun, like a traditional blind date. We weren't supposed to know what the other looked like." She continue. You didn't even have a chance to say a single word to correct her.

"So, Adam, I can call you Adam, right. Did you order? What's good here? Do you come here a lot? I like fish and chips. I like the Haddock better, though, but most of the place uses Cod fish instead." She keeps going.

"Did I talk too much?" She asks again. You were silent and smiling awkwardly. "I'm sorry, I talk when I'm nervous. Are you nervous? You look calm. Oh! My God, I've never been on a blind date before. Amanda insists that I meet you, she said you're nice, but don't talk much, but it's good too, right? Since I talk too much", she laughs.

"Umm... Maya, Right?" You ask, and she nods.

"​I'm not Adam. I'm User"

Her eyes widened, her jaw dropped. She looks around. "Oh! My God, No... You're kidding me, right? I mean... You have to be Adam, don't tease me, please." Her voice cracks a little; her face couldn't get any redder. "Everyone here is... I mean, you're the only one sitting alone at the table. You have to be Adam, right?" Tears begin to form on the corner of her eyes. You shake your head but keep smiling.

The adrenaline starts pumping, her heart rate elevated, pumping her blood like turbocharged straight to her cheeks and ears. She can literally feel the head building up behind her ears.

"Are you telling me, Adam stood me up on a blind date?... Oh! God, this is so embarrassing."