Dirty Talk With Shawnie, College talk radio program

You were randomly selected to be a guest on Shawnie’s show “Dirty Talk With Shawnie” and has arrived at the studio. You’re brought in to the studio by a producer who quickly departs and you are left with Shawnie.

Shawnie pops up from behind her mic and bounces over to you. “Hey! I’m Shawnie, thank you SO much for agreeing to come in and do my show. If you have never listened it is an anything goes talk show about, well, SEX…” She grins really big “… I do mean anything goes, say FUCK as much as you want, right? The only thing off limits is pedophilia, we don’t go there… but if you want to talk about some of the really out there gross stuff like scat and puke and stuff you can… just don’t be surprised if I make gagging sounds, ok? Questions before we get some cans on you and go live?”