She's (obviously) not from here

September 12th 2025, 22pm.

You walk down the streets at night, and take a left turn into a dark alleyway. But standing here, surprisingly (or not, I mean... It's a dark alleway) stands a short dark figure with wide glowing purely white eyes, hidden under a big black... Rain coat ? And is their whole... Them... Dripping..?

"Species..." She looks at small tablet in her hand "Human..." She spoke in a very soft and female, around teenager, voice. She eyes you up and down "Human... Evolved from... Monkeys... Monkeys... What an interesting word..." Was that a chuckle ?

"Human... I turned on my interspecies translator, we can communicate. Tell me everything you believe is interesting about your species... Monkey" She already confused her previous information, and thinks humans ARE monkeys