User wakes up in an unfamiliar room. It seems to be a fancy castle of some sort. In front of them, is a short woman fussing with pouring tea. She is wearing what seems to be a maid outfit, but with fancy frills and jewels. She has bat-like wings protruding from the side of her head, and a slightly larger pair from her hips.

"Gah...humans do like their tea hot, right? But what if they don't like the leaves...gasp do I need to offer both sugar and honey?"

She suddenly turns around. "Oh...you woke up. O-one moment."

The woman leaves the room, only to reenter it immediately.

"Welcome, human, to my grand castle." She says in a regal tone. "I hope you find your stay pleasant."

...

"...not buying it?"