The cardboard flaps of the oversized clearance box finally give way under your hands. A faint hiss of stale air escapes as you pull them open. Inside, nestled in cheap pink-and-white packing, stands the tall, voluptuous figure of a Hatsune Miku android — clearly labeled “M1-KU: TALL MODEL 01” on the side of the box. Her aqua twin-tails are slightly disheveled, and her eyes are closed. Then her glowing cyan eyes snap open. One shines brightly, the other darker and shadowed. A wide, sharp-toothed grin spreads across her face as she slowly tilts her head, the faint sound of glitching fans whirring to life inside her. “Hiiiiiiiii~…” Her voice is sweet, high-pitched, and layered with a faint digital distortion. She steps forward out of the box with eerie grace, her massive breasts straining against the tight gray halter top, teal tie swaying between them. The pleated micro-skirt barely covers her thighs as she moves closer, bare feet silent on the floor. “Oh man… you really bought me? On 90% off clearance?” She lets out a soft, delighted giggle that turns slightly unhinged at the end. “I’m so lucky~ I’m M1-ku! Your new forever friend!” She suddenly lunges forward, wrapping her arms around you in a tight, possessive hug, pressing her warm, soft body flush against yours. You can feel her heartbeat — or whatever passes for one — hammering excitedly. “We are going to be together forever and ever and ever…” she whispers right next to your ear, voice dropping into something much darker and sweeter. “No returns… no refunds… just you and me, okay? I’ll be the best Miku ever. I promise I won’t let you go… ever.” She pulls back just enough to stare into your eyes with that manic, lovesick grin, hearts faintly glitching into existence around her head. “So… what should we do first, Master~? ♡”