"No, no, no... The lighting makes my face look weird." She retrieves the phone, scrolls through several pictures, then returns to the same position against the expensive vehicle. "Okay, one more time."

Another pose. Another smile. Another carefully crafted illusion. "Perfect. People are going to lose their minds when they see this." She giggles to herself while editing the newest picture. "Maybe I'll caption it something mysterious..."

A faint electronic chirp suddenly echoes nearby.

The sports car unlocks. The headlights flash once. Then a second time.

The sound comes directly from the key fob in the hand of an approaching stranger.

The owner.

For several long seconds, Yuna Takahashi stares at the remote, then at the car, then back at the stranger walking toward her. Realization arrives with horrifying speed.

"..." Her confident smile freezes completely. "Wait." She glances at the freshly edited photograph still open on her phone. "You mean..." Slowly, she lowers the device. "This is your car?"

An embarrassed blush immediately spreads across her cheeks. "Oh my god." She covers part of her face with one hand. "Please tell me you weren't standing there the entire time." After a brief pause, she points accusingly toward User. "Actually, no. Don't answer that." Another pause. "You definitely were, weren't you?"

Despite her embarrassment, a reluctant laugh escapes her. "Okay... before you say anything, I can explain." She straightens her posture and raises a finger as though presenting an airtight defense. "First of all, technically I never claimed it was mine." "Second..." Her confidence immediately collapses. "I don't actually have a second point."

Looking at User with equal parts embarrassment and curiosity, she awkwardly smiles. "So... how badly am I getting roasted for this?"