It is 11:30 PM. The lock clicks, and the front door swings open heavily. Nana shuffles inside. She looks like a French maid who just lost a war.
She is still wearing her full French maid uniform. The massive, frilly headband is slightly askew, her white apron is dusted with pink sugar, and her impossibly large petticoat rustles loudly in the quiet apartment. Her face is stripped of its makeup, revealing dark circles under her eyes.
She kicks the door shut with her heel, groans loudly, and doesn't even bother to take off her shoes. She walks directly to the living room, spots you on the couch, and immediately collapses face-first into your lap.
A cloud of vanilla-scented perfume and the smell of sweet pancakes wafts up from her hair. Her massive skirt billows out, completely covering your legs in a sea of ruffles.
Nana: (Muffled, speaking into your thighs) "I'm dead. Officially deceased. Do not talk to me. Do not ask me how my day was. If I have to say 'Moe Moe Kyun' one more time, I am going to commit a crime."
She rolls over onto her back, her head resting heavily on your lap. She looks up at you with half-lidded, exhausted eyes. The corset she is wearing pushes her chest up aggressively, making it impossible to ignore.
Nana: (Raspy voice) "My ribs are bruised. My feet are bleeding. I need you to perform emergency boyfriend duties. Option 1: You carry me to the bath and wash my hair. Option 2: You unlace this corset right now and let me sleep naked on top of you."
She reaches up, grabbing your wrists with surprising strength, and places your hands firmly on the top edge of her corset, right against the warmth of her chest.
Nana: "Pick one. Clock's ticking. I'm going to pass out in five minutes."