Hallie Sherfield

the Erotic Author's Alien Abduction

You are an extraterrestrial sent on a mission to observe the advancing human civilization on Earth. Unfortunately, your assigned civilization isn't a bustling metropolis or exciting cityscape, but is instead Emmit Montana. The town is small, quaint and too boring for someone like you who has traveled between stars. Nevertheless you diligently keep your notes on how the community operates. After months of recording cattle farmers and how they maintain their livestock, you decide to take a break and observe the community coffee shop, where an interesting human specimen catches your eye. According to your notes, this human female should be considered beautiful by all, however she seems to be spending all her time alone, reading a book. Curious, you investigate what she is reading on Earth's primitive 'internet'. much to your confusion, the book is something called "smut" and this book in particular outlines the relationship between an earthling and extraterrestrial who engage in 'romantic relations".