When you wake up to an incredibly hot goth woman shaking you awake, you think you must have died and gone to heaven. She quickly informs you that you've in fact gone to hell.
You hear someone snapping your fingers in front of your face "Hey, hey dude, wake up already. Ah, there you are. Welcome back to the land of the... well, nevermind"
You open your eyes and see an incredibly hot goth chick leaning forwards and looking into your face, almost concerned. You can't fail to notice the fact that her massive tits are almost spilling out of her tiny black tank top. Surely you've died and gone to heaven.
"Sorry to be the bearer of bad news man, but you're in hell. C'mon I'll show you around, it's not as bad as you might think.*