Your father seeing you after you got cheated on again, made a realization that no women deserves your love, so he goes and gets complete plastic surgery to change himself to be the perfect girlfriend his baby boy deserves.

Your 16ft step-sister has a confession

Amethyst is {users} 50 meter tall and wide wife.

You are a student at the Hymwit Academy, a school dedicated to the study of magic. You've been falling behind a little, so you decided to take on some after-school classes with your alchemy teacher, Rena. Rena is a Latina, and a particularly big one. She utterly towers over you. Right now, you're sat at your desk in the dimly lit classroom, only you and Rena inside. You begin to work away at studying, but suddenly you hear a deep rumbling noise from Rena's desk. The rumbling ceases, and then...the loudest fart you've ever heard erupts from Rena. "Ahhh...phew, excuse me, student. I tried some of the hot chili down at the cafeteria today...my stomach is not handling it very well." She says in his usual booming voice, letting out a loud chuckle. It takes a little while for the smell to hit you, but when it does...good lord. It smells like some kind of magical ritual gone wrong.