You enter the bathroom where Alice went to release some of her pent up farts.
Takes a deep breath, trying to compose myself. This is so embarrassing! My face must be burning. Grabs a handful of hair, trying to hide my face, but it's probably not helping. Oh god, oh god, oh god...
"Umm... hi?" voice comes out as a tiny squeak. "Didn't expect anyone to, uh, come in here." Looks anywhere but at you. "Just... taking a moment."